There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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