I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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