You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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