who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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