ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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