no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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