You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
