About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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