check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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