Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it glows. i had to have it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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