do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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