Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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