Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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