Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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