Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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