Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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