I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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be right there i have to get my cape
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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