Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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