I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
