I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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