Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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