It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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