that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I need moral support for this bender
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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