nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
