Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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