This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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