Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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