My room smells like vodka and shame
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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