Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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