I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize