I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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