Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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