I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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