I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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