You're so nebulous sometimes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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