You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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