She said her name was "party"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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