hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
try to milk me bitch
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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