I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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