I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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