Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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