discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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