how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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