So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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