I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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