the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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