If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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