If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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