How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
