nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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