Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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