you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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