Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I need to sanitize my soul.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think people are normalizing furries
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