thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.