Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Congratulations! We have a period
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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